Charles Memminger, winner of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists awards for humor and general interest writing in 1992, 1994 and 1995 , has been writing Honolulu Lite in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin since 1991. His columns appear Monday, Wednesday and Friday in the newspaper and on starbulletin.com. You may send e-mail to Memminger at 71224.113@compuserve.com or write to P.O. Box 3080; Honolulu, Hawaii, 96802.