By Star-Bulletin
Too stupid!

Wanted: Stupid ideas

A year ago they duct-taped themselves to the side of a building. They jumped into a giant whipped-cream pie. They slid down a runway covered in food.

They're back and they're still stupid. Too stupid guys.

Can they top last year's tricks? That's up to you.

In celebration of April Fool's Day, the holiest of holy days for stupid guys, Cal Pie and Mochi will perform three stupid human tricks. On TV, even.

What should they do? You tell us. Fill out the entry form available in today's newspaper and give our stupid guys something to do, "for the betterment of humanity," as Cal Pie puts it.

Think on it.

And may the stupid be with you.